1)
Wife- Aw, wake up… I am making tea.
Husband- So, in which vessel am I sleeping!
Make it..
2) The wife was in trouble with her drunken husband, to rectify him, she stood up one night wearing black clothes.
husband – who are you
Wife-witch!
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Husband – join hands again… I am your sister’s husband…
3)
Husband- I will not lend you any more money in this month.
Wife- You just lend me 500 rupees…
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I will refund you when you get your salary.
Upon hearing this, the husband’s senses were blown away.
4)
Wife- I am feeling ill.
Husband- Oh no, I was thinking that we would have dinner somewhere out today…