Chantu was opening the samosa and eating only the spice inside.
Bantu: Oh! Why are you not eating the whole samosa?
Chantu: Hey, I am sick, aren’t you? That’s why the doctor has forbidden you to eat outside things.
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Wife (to husband): You were abusing me while I was sleeping.
Husband: No, you have some misunderstanding.
Wife: What a misunderstanding?
Husband: That’s what I was sleeping in!…
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Early in the morning the wife suddenly got up from sleep and said, “Hey, do you hear?”
Husband say: “What happened?
Wife being happy: I dreamed that you brought me a diamond necklace.”