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Husband- Listen, I have got Aladdin’s lamp.
Wife- Wow, what did you ask from him?
Husband- I have requested him to increase your mind by 10 times.
Wife: So did he do that?
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Husband- He started laughing, then said multiply zero by anything, it remains zero.
Now both Aladdin and husband are missing!
2)
Girlfriend put her head on boyfriend’s chest with love and said-
I know how soft your heart is
Boyfriend – That’s not the heart, Pagli…
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tobacco casks
3)
Mother – Chintu son, stay away from naughty boys
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Chintu- Mother, that’s why I don’t go to school
Hearing this, the mother’s senses were blown away.
4)
Wife to the doctor- Doctor sir, my husband grumbles in his sleep.
The doctor said – there is no cure for this.
Wife- Hey, at least give such medicine,
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So that their murmur can be heard clearly.
5)
Girlfriend – do you love me
Boyfriend – Yes, of course I do
Girlfriend – but you don’t care about me
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Boyfriend – Lovers don’t care about anyone..
6)
Husband knocked on the door of his house in the middle of the night
Wife – who is it?
husband – i am