1. Golu- To what extent can you go to have tea?.
Bholu- Once I even went to see a girl…
2. Husband to wife – For the first time in 15 years, today the alarm woke me up early in the morning.
Wife – How is he living?
Didn’t you hear the alarm?
Husband – No, to wake me up this morning, your mother threw an alarm clock and hit her on the head.
3. Girl (from boyfriend) – Mera Jaanu, Mere Baby, My Child,
My sweetu, my bholu, will you marry me?
Say my baby..
Boy (looking surprised) –
Hey proposing, or adopting..!!