1)
Chintu and Pintu both were talking amongst themselves…
Chintu- How should love be?
Pintu- In today’s era love should be ayurvedic one..
Chintu – Why so?
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Pintu- If there is no profit then there should be no loss.
2)
This result has been found in love,
Arms and legs are broken and blood has come from the mouth!
When I reached the hospital, the nurse said…
Shower flowers outside, someone’s beloved has come in an ambulance!
3)
Pappu to his lawyer – I want divorce from my wife, she is not talking to me since last 6 months
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Lawyer – Think well once, such a wife is not found again and again..
4)
Pinku- It is not necessary that the wife vents her anger only after fighting. There is another way.
Chintu – how?
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Pinku- She can vent her anger even without adding salt to thick raw roti and vegetables.
5)
Mother-in-law asked her future daughter-in-law – what is your educational qualification?