Husband Wife Jokes: Laughing for a while every day acts like a tonic for a person. Laughing keeps the blood circulation in a person’s body good, his immunity also remains good, due to which he stays away from many types of diseases. So without delay let’s smile together again today with these funny jokes.
When three people became monks together-
I asked the three sadhus – how did all three of you become sadhus together?
The answer to all three was – we were sages before becoming sages.
-What to remember the old mistakes-
Leela (after twenty years of marriage): “Before we got married, you and I used to be so restless to see each other”.
Husband: “Oh leave, what’s the use of remembering past mistakes”.
-How much did you move me before marriage-
Wife- Before marriage you give me hotel,
Movies, and don’t know where they used to roam
If you get married, you don’t even take it outside the house.
Husband- Have you ever told anyone…
Campaigning after election…
When the son-in-law complained to the father-in-law about the wife-
Son-in-law- Father-in-law, your dear daughter has made my life miserable.
Father-in-law – think son, what will happen to me?
Son-in-law- why father-in-law, what happened like this?
Father-in-law- Son, I am bearing his mother.