I can’t claim I ever ate anything weird like Hawaiian pizza or buckwheat with strawberry jam. But these dishes pale in comparison to the dishes you are about to see. Some American dishes are tasteless to a European and I believe even to a mouthful of delicious food. For example their Jell-O-Salad or Spicy Pig’s Foot. Which century is this? The point is that Westerners enjoy eating some unpleasant food and we are here to worship their cooking.
sprinkle of cheese
I’m sure most people like cheese. I also like cheese. But it’s an atrocity that cheese has become a staple of the American diet.
bloodcasesausage
Yes, I know blood sausage tastes better with a little sour cream on top, but that’s not normal.
oyster
Come, let’s take this smelly rock-like thing from the sea and eat it. Is it edible? No, no, not this. Eating oysters is disgusting.
Liver
Our ancestors used every piece of the hunted animal and thus included liver as a food in our daily routine. You can do amazing experiments with it but it’s still a piece of junk.
animal tongue
While discussing about animal scraps, have you ever talked about tongue? Maybe applying mayonnaise on it would help in making it edible.
Turken
You take a chicken, stuff it inside a duck and then stuff that duck inside a turkey. Whoever thought this should reconsider his conscience.
DeepfriedButter
It is exactly what it sounds like. Take bread-like pieces of butter and fry them in oil. It’s really good for unclogging your arteries.
pig’s feet
Do we need to discuss this topic. Think for yourself, some pig’s feet somewhere somewhere, I am sure they will be very tasty after keeping them in salt water for a few months.
spam
This nefarious invention will forever be infamous as the worst ham product ever. Why do you think unsolicited e-mails and letters are called spam?
rockymountainship
This is the weird great-grandfather of them all – deep-fried oxen scrotum. I can’t even go into the depth of what was in the mind of the creator of this.
