Sometimes, you face a rough hand in life. You want to make it as a celebrity, do your best to excel in your field, and then the journalist will look at you five times and determine that your body is more interesting than your body of work. It’s really sad what this world has become.
After many years of study and hard work, spending hours upon hours sharpening your skills and perfecting your craft, the only thing people write about you in reviews is nothing less than “that ass.” And yet these people move forward, with their heads held high. These people walk on foot.
To protest against this vulgar, obscene habit of judging a book by its cover, let’s take a look at some iconic book covers. We would call this an ironic contradiction. Why not.
kylie jenner lips
This TV personality/reality personality (neither are real jobs) claims to have never had her lips injected. Khloe Kardashian claimed she did. I claim not to care.
Cara Delevigne’s eyebrows
Well, they’re definitely out there.
julia roberts smile
One of the widest smiles in Hollywood, how could anyone forget about her?
Kim Kardashian’s buttocks
This other TV personality/reality personality (still doesn’t have real jobs) is known for everything from her “curvy backside” to “a lot of junk in her torso.”
miley cyrus muscles
I can never have muscles like this in my entire life. Dad loves his beer very much. Have to stay hydrated. It’s all global warming. I want to change, honestly.
jared leto’s hair
What, men can’t be objectified? Trump-voters? This guy had all kinds of haircuts that were familiar and unfamiliar to man.
Cindy Crawford’s mole
I prefer the French term “tache de beauté” because “mole” sounds like someone providing sensitive information to Russians on her face.
